Here are some jokes. Sorry if anyone gets offended they are ONLY JOKES!!
1)After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt up against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we'll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal.
2)
Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs.
3)Q: How many blondes does it take to play tag?
A: One
4)
Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"
5)
Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A. Their both empty from the neck up.
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