Why Sarah Palin Should not be president.

So many people believe that Mrs. Sarah should be president.    WHY?  i know that I'm just a worthless teenager who's brain is still developing but really? Even a teen can see this is a bad idea. 

1 She really needs to spend more time with her children before they are pregnant.

2 Her 15 minutes of fame came and went a while ago.

3 She can see Russia From her front doorstep

4 What's a dinosaur?

5 She doesn't even know where Israel is

6 She can only name one Supreme Court ruling, Roe. vs. Wade.  And she dosen't even know what that was on.

7 She believes North Korea is our allie.

Would you want her to have access to the nuclear codes?
"yes um today lets umm     GO to war with Delaware!"
"Um Madame president Thats part of America."
"awwww were just a coupla mavericks we can do whatever we want."

No Thanks

Space Shuttle flight

As this was the last flight of Discovery, I decided to document this with some photography. 





My Camera has great zoom.
Good luck space men on your mission and thankyou Discovery for all your services! Have fun in retirement!!

For Everyone Who has been waiting for...... MY HUMOR!

Here are some jokes. Sorry if anyone gets offended they are ONLY JOKES!!

1)After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the Flight Attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Captain Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt up against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we'll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal.
2)
Try to keep the number of your landings equal to the number of your takeoffs.
3)Q: How many blondes does it take to play tag?
A: One
4)
Q: What did the blonde say when she looked into a box of Cheerios?
A: "Oh look! Donut seeds!"
5)
Q. What do blondes and beer bottles have in common?
A. Their both empty from the neck up.

Goodbye

Yesterday we said Goodbye to two very close friends.  Mr. Chubbs and Mr. Catfish.  They had grown too big.  My Cousin and I set them free.

BUT OF COURSE THERE HAD TO BE REPLACEMENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

So Small

UMMMMM.......?

Don't you hate when you walk in on a couple?

I have no comment.

MY Babies

When I first got my fish everyone told me it was a mistake and that I would kill them.  This is because supposedly these fish are very hard to keep alive and happy.  Well I have kept them alive and happy so HAHAHAHAHAHA to all you doubters.      
The most challenging fish to keep alive is the large mouth bass called Chubs.

The other fish are all pretty easy, though one is blind.

This is the catfish.  He is pretty boring, all he does is hangout under the turtles sunning log thing and eat there food and poop.

This is Mr. one eye.  He has one eye due to a tragic fishing accident where the careless angler who caught him when he set the hook, hooked him in the eye. (oops)    I felt really bad so I decided to keep him.  You can kinda tell in the picture but he favors his right side (thats the one with the eye) and swims crookedly.

And this is the little sunfish. Everyone likes him because he is always pressing against the glass when you walk over to the tank.       

          

NASCAR

Why do so many people get a kick out of NASCAR?!?!?!  For the money you pay, couldn't you just go sit on the side of the street?  The only reason iIwould ever go to a race is to see this.

THAT'S FUNNY, ENTERTAINING, AND INTENSE!
AND WOULD YOU WANT TO BE SITTING NEXT TO HIM?!?!


Besides everyone knows that NASCAR stands for Non Athletic Sport Centered Around Rednecks.
Maybe it's just not my thing.

Random pictures

I'm kinda bored so I'm going to put pictures that are on my camera on here

This is the newest inhabitant of the turtle tank.  He has yet to aquire a name

These are the paper airplanes I made for my science fair experiment

This is Thomas the Second

This is my shrimp.  He is a jerk

These are all pictures i drew on my computer because i get really bored.    Oh BTW MY MOM ROCKS

WOW am i really doing this ?!!

WOW LIKE MOTHER LIKE SON!!!!

I have decided to start a blog because
1) my mom needs competetion
2) it seems fun

Anyways I will get better at this I swear.  I will try to update this thing at least once a week but no promises because I do have school and such.  Also this blog will have a biased view due to the fact that I am doing this.  Also if things are misspelled OH WELL!!!!!!!
That's all.


Here is a picture of my fish